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Husband texts to wife on cell..Angry wife to her husband

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Mar 5, 2012.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Husband texts to wife on cell..

    "Hi, what r u doing Darling?"

    Wife: I'm dying..!

    Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

    Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

    Husband: "Bloody English Language!"

    [h=2]Angry wife to her husband[/h]
    An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:
    "Where d Hell Are You ...?"

    Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)

    Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!

    Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop


    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks.But note that the word dying in italics above is wrongly spelt It should be dyeing not dying! Both jokes are humourous and interesting.However, I have a special liking for number 1 because of the word dyeing which has double meaning when pronounced