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Hukumuni...................... ...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nelly nely, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanahistoria,padri na mwanafizikia walikufa wakafika mbele ya mwenyezi Mungu.Mwenyezi Mungu akawaambia..."atakaejibu maswali yangu vizuri ataingia mbinguni".akaanza na mwanahistoria;
    Mungu;ni ajali gani mbaya kuwahi kutokea duniani?
    Mwanahistoria;ajali ya meli
    Mungu;safi ingia mbinguni
    Mungu;haya,we padri,hiyo meli ilikuwa na watu wangapi?
    Padri;1500
    Mungu;safi ingia mbinguni
    Mungu;mwanafizikia,umesikia meli ilikuwa na watu wangapi?
    Mwanafizikia;1500
    Mungu;nitajie majina yao!!
     
  2. S

    Steang JF-Expert Member

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    Magwepande
     
  3. Henge

    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    Duu hapo mbingu imegoma!
     
  4. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Hee ndo ivo tu!
     
  5. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja sana mkuu.
     
  6. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mamaaa, mh!labda kwa kuwa ni joke...ila God is fair bana
    but
    nimecheka...
     
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    a gal Member

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    mmh hapo mbingu imekataa
     
  8. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Haya sasa wanafizikia na kiherehere chenu cha kupinga uwepo wa Mungu.
    ... Mtajikoj*leaje !
     
  9. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Unamaanisha Mabwepande au!
     
  10. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    imetiwa giza?
     
  11. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    poa mkuu mgodi...
     
  12. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    poa toghocho.....
     
  13. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    ndio devine!
     
  14. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu ana bifu na huyu kiumbe tu!
     
  15. brazilian

    brazilian JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu alimwonea mwanafizikia kwa swali gumu kama hilo hata angetunia fomula ya Enstein E=MC[SUP]2[/SUP] asingepata
     
  16. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Angeanza na yale ya karibu nyerere,kawawa,mponda,nkya na wengine
     
  17. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    ndo watajibebamo!
     
  18. roja24

    roja24 Senior Member

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    napita tu wa jameni
     
  19. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo mungu nadhani nafasi alizokuwa nazo zilikuwa mbili tu, ndo maana kampiga pini jamaa hili angemgonga Padre.
     
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    kaeso JF-Expert Member

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    Swali gumu sana hilo!
     
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