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How the fight started...??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

    Oct 2, 2009
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    One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
    The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
    When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
    And that's how the fight started.....


    I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
    'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
    So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
    And that's when the fight started....

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
    the channels.
    She asked, 'What's on TV?'
    I said, 'Dust.'
    And then the fight started...
    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
    200 in about 3 seconds.'
    I bought her a scale.
    And then the fight started...

  2. m

    mcferry Member

    Oct 6, 2009
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    this is a cracker big man,I can see why the fight started