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how mothers deliver a baby from little girl point of view

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viper, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. Viper

    Viper JF-Expert Member

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    how mothers deliver a baby from little girl point of view, nakumbuka mama yangu aliniambia watoto wanapatikana baharini kwa hiyo yeye alienda kumuokota mdogo wangu.

     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    me niliambiwa et hua wananunuliwa hospitalini!
    mh!
     
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    masssaiboi JF-Expert Member

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    Moms tummy gets inflated like a balloon until it pops then a baby comes out
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto alimwuliza mama yake:
    Mtoto: "Mama uliponizaa ulipofungwa jela siku ngapi?"
    Mama: Kwa nini?
    Mtoto: Si ulisema uliponizaa ulijifungua?
     
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    "I'm in charge of gas" That was a good one.
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mweh!!
     
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    Dogo pasua kichwa hiyo
     
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    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo mmoja wakati kamuoma mamake ana mimba kamuuliza mama hivi mbona umefura tumbo? Mama kajibu huyu alie ndani ni ndugu yako..keshoye dogo alipoenda shule mwalim nae akamuuliza hivi dogo uko na nduguyo nyumbani? Dogo akajibu yupo lakini mama keshamla.
     
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    hehehe... hii kali
     
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    I'm in charge of the gas... haha haa
     
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