Hii inaitwa ukome...binti wacha tamaa

[FuturePresident]

Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes the proposal.She calls and tells her boyfriend....Boyfriend says,its okey ask for 10000 and be very quik to pick the money... After four hours boyfriend calls his Girlfriend.... WHAT HAPPENED GIRLFRIEND? She says.... The BASTARD USED COINS AM STILL PICKING AND HE IS STILL ****ING.....So !!!!

 

[First Born]

hahahahahaha, angeomba laki afu jamaa awe amechenchi mia mia, atamaliza kesho.

 

[Chuma Chakavu]

Duu! jamaa ni ngonolistic genius!

 

[Rejao]

Hahaha...nilikuwa nimenuna kwenye foleni lakin imebidi nicheke tu!

 

[The Winner]

Ha ha ha,but naona si ngen humu ilikuwa kwa lugha ya kiswahl.

 

[tindikalikali]

Duh imenivunja mbavu

 

[ndetichia]

napita tu kama mambo yenyewe ndo hayaa..

 

[Zing]

Story nzui lakini umesahau kumalizia kipengele muhimu.

The moral off the story ( Joke hii inafundisha nini?)

 

[Vinci]

No sweet without sweat..

Story nzui lakini umesahau kumalizia kipengele muhimu.

The moral off the story ( Joke hii inafundisha nini?)

 

[Tanganyika1]

Ha ha ha,but naona si ngen humu ilikuwa kwa lugha ya kiswahl.

ghaaaa....kwani umeambiwa lazima kila mtu atume isue mpya? Au unataka tukuone unajua sana!!? Mbona nyimbo za kina temba mnarudia kusikiliza?....afu sio kila kitu lazima ku critcise...mbona wenzako wamecheka tu na imetosha..au ungekaa kimya ungepoteza nn!

 

[Tanganyika1]

ghaaaa....kwani umeambiwa lazima kila mtu atume isue mpya? Au unataka tukuone unajua sana!!? Mbona nyimbo za kina temba mnarudia kusikiliza?....afu sio kila kitu lazima ku critcise...mbona wenzako wamecheka tu na imetosha..au ungekaa kimya ungepoteza nn!

......nlisahau, au unadhani wote tulokaa kimya na wale waloishia kucheka hatujui kama hyo story ilikuwepo? Nimemaliza.

 

[mchemsho]

Wana JF bwana, mara wanasapotiana mara Mikwara, yaani alimradi raha tu..haha haaa

 

[Eeka Mangi]

Story nzui lakini umesahau kumalizia kipengele muhimu.

The moral off the story ( Joke hii inafundisha nini?)

Wacha tamaaaaaaaaa mbaya wacha tamaa mbaya!

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Ha ha ha,but naona si ngen humu ilikuwa kwa lugha ya kiswahl.

It´s possible that it has beeb posted more than once. One of the post was this:
https://www.jamiiforums.com/jokes-utani-udaku-gossips/92203-truly-genious-guy.html
Yet, it's very interesting. Teh teh teh!

 

[JACADUOGO2.]

Jamani!