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Hii inaitwa ukome...binti wacha tamaa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FuturePresident, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. FuturePresident

    FuturePresident JF-Expert Member

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    Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes the proposal.She calls and tells her boyfriend....Boyfriend says,its okey ask for 10000 and be very quik to pick the money... After four hours boyfriend calls his Girlfriend.... WHAT HAPPENED GIRLFRIEND? She says.... The BASTARD USED COINS AM STILL PICKING AND HE IS STILL ****ING.....So !!!!
     
  2. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha, angeomba laki afu jamaa awe amechenchi mia mia, atamaliza kesho.
     
  3. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    Duu! jamaa ni ngonolistic genius!
     
  4. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha...nilikuwa nimenuna kwenye foleni lakin imebidi nicheke tu!
     
  5. T

    The Winner Member

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    Ha ha ha,but naona si ngen humu ilikuwa kwa lugha ya kiswahl.
     
  6. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Duh imenivunja mbavu
     
  7. ndetichia

    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    napita tu kama mambo yenyewe ndo hayaa..
     
  8. Zing

    Zing JF-Expert Member

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    Story nzui lakini umesahau kumalizia kipengele muhimu.

    The moral off the story ( Joke hii inafundisha nini?)
     
  9. Vinci

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    No sweet without sweat..
     
  10. Tanganyika1

    Tanganyika1 JF-Expert Member

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    ghaaaa....kwani umeambiwa lazima kila mtu atume isue mpya? Au unataka tukuone unajua sana!!? Mbona nyimbo za kina temba mnarudia kusikiliza?....afu sio kila kitu lazima ku critcise...mbona wenzako wamecheka tu na imetosha..au ungekaa kimya ungepoteza nn!
     
  11. Tanganyika1

    Tanganyika1 JF-Expert Member

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    ......nlisahau, au unadhani wote tulokaa kimya na wale waloishia kucheka hatujui kama hyo story ilikuwepo? Nimemaliza.
     
  12. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Wana JF bwana, mara wanasapotiana mara Mikwara, yaani alimradi raha tu..haha haaa
     
  13. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Wacha tamaaaaaaaaa mbaya wacha tamaa mbaya!
     
  14. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani!
     
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