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Haya mpeni kura mchumba wangu huyooo

Discussion in 'Jamii Photos' started by MziziMkavu, Jan 4, 2010.

  1. MziziMkavu

    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu Utafikiri haendi Toilet? Hatari jamani huyu Mchumbaaaa

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  2. Shaycas

    Shaycas JF-Expert Member

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    enh ukiwa nae huhitaji kununua maziwa...,.
     
  3. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Mzizimkavu,

    sasa hapa toilet iimetokea wapi tena?
    ...afazali ungesema ukiwa nae huendi grocery...mtindi utelee!!!:D
     
  4. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Naona mzizi umesha anza kujipakulia!
     
  5. Iza

    Iza JF-Expert Member

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    Lahaula maashaalah
    afu rangi hizo zikipiga nguo black aaah wee acha tuu
     
  6. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Si unajua tena kwa kujipendelea hatoshi huyu bwana.
    Kem cheki Avatar yake ilivyobeba nondo kisha ukikutana nae
    usishange mtu kiduchuuu...:D
     
  7. Gama

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    Hapo umepata, lakini mkapime kwanza
     
  8. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Na wewe ka tamaa ka ngono kamekuzunguka ;)
     
  9. K

    Kizito Member

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    Onyesha Usafiri ili ili tulinganishe.inawezekana usafiri ukamwangusha.
     
  10. ngoshwe

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    Haswaaaaa!

    Upo wakati nilikutana na binti kwenye daladala (Mwenge- Mikoroshini).Hakika nilivutika kwake kweli kweli na kulazimisha kukaa karibu nae lakini sikuweza, daladala lilishona, nikawa nimesimama mbali. Nikajipanga moyoni nifike mpaka atakaposhukia. Hapo naishis Kimara Mwisho, lakini nikajikuta nimefika Buguruni chama.

    Binti aliposema "konda shusha hapo", kwa kuwa nilikuwa karibu na mlango nika "drop faster", mashalaah, aliposhuka, nikaishiwa nguvu hata ya kuendelea kumtimzama, nikamhurumia (miguu yake yote haifanyi kazi kabsaaa, anatembelea magongo). Nikageka kuvuka ng'ambo ya pili ya barabara kuchukua daladala la kunirejesha tena Ubungo huku moyoni nikimsifu "Bwana wa Majeshi" kwa uumbaji wake!....
     
  11. MziziMkavu

    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu Ab-Titchaz Asante kwa kunikandia mimi ni mrefu fut 1.78 nina wa kilo 80 nina mwili mzuri au kwa lugha ya kiingereza Handsome boy nina miaka miaka 45 sasa huyo mwanamke hanifai kuwa mpenzi wangu?
     
  12. MziziMkavu

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    Mkuu Gama Tukapime nini?hata kama anao HIV mimi niempenda tu Waswahili husema Nzii Kufia kwenye kidonda ni halali yake wachaaa nimempenda Mtoto wa kihindi huyooooooooooooooooo
     
  13. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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  14. Ab-Titchaz

    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Nimeikubali CV yako mkuu na inafaa.
    Kazi kwako.
     
  15. M

    Makfuhi Senior Member

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    Ngoshwe huyu naye anahitaji kupendwa; angalau ungempa salam tu kwani aliyekuumba wewe ulivyo ndiye aliyemuumba yeye na bado anaendelea kuumba.
     
  16. Lekanjobe Kubinika

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    Wasiwasi wako tu, cha msingi reception ikika sawa yatosha. Mambo mengine kwani yanaonekana mkiwa busy? Mtu mmoja alinionya usithubutu kupakuliwa cha kilema anayetembelea magongo, utamg'ang'ania kama luba, wanakarangiza sana. SIjathibitisha.

    Leka
     
  17. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Hee! kumbe mhindi? hawataki ngozi nyeusi, labda wahindi wa kiume wanaosarandia dada zetu. Uuuuwi!
     
  18. Bujibuji

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    anagombea nafasi gani?
     
  19. Ambassador

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    Kweli mkuu hapo ulokosea. Yaani umemlia chocho mpaka Buuguruni chama ukaondoka hata bila kumsalimia? Inaonekana ilikuwa tamaa tu maana mapenzi ya kweli hayachagui.......
     
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    Na hao anaoshindana nao ni akina nani? Picha zao?
     
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