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Greatest Joke of the Day!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ms Judith, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little
    boy is in there already






    The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
    The Man says: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "R250-00."
    A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were
    in the cupboard together again.
    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have soccer boots."
    The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
    The Boy says:"R750-00."
    The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
    A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
    boots, let's go outside and have a game."
    The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for R1000."
    The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."
    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.






    The Boy says: "Dark in here."





    The Priest says: "Don't start that shit again!" THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
     
  2. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
     
  3. ngulinho

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    dah! kweli dunia imeharibika! mpaka priest pia yumo?............
     
  4. Mphamvu

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    Mhm, dark in JF!
     
  5. mikatabafeki

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    huuuh meipenda hiyo
     
  6. Bishop Hiluka

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    Duh, very funny!
     
  7. Joseph

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    Nimeipenda!Thanks
     
  8. kibhopile

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    Lolest!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Negrodemus

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    mtoto mbinifu ila hamjali baba ake
     
  10. ZeMangi

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    Nyiu jeneresheni,mitoto mijanja
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmmmh!nyc one.
     
  12. IHOLOMELA

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    teh teh teh eeh...
     
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    Fmewa JF-Expert Member

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    haya ni maajabu lakini hayamo ktk 7 wonders of the world. hadi priest anananii na muumini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Mhhhhh. haya bana
     
  14. Mkale

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    ful kicheko!
     
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    Shega H Member

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    Dogo ni kizazi cha carolite bwana
     
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    ngindo Member

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    Teh' teh
     
  17. Mamushka

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    Ha haaaa haaa so funny ila nilitaka baba wa mtoto aujue ukweli.
     
  18. 2k Genius

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    Kali sana
     
  19. Washawasha

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    ahsante kwa kutukumbusha. Nalog off
     
  20. facebook

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    Dah..kweli hii joke of the day
     
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