A patient went to see a doctor after a brief sickness. The doctor took some samples of the patient and sent it to the laboratory to determine what the patient was suffering from. The patient was told to come back for the results the next day. On his arrival: DOCTOR: I have good news and bad news for you! PATIENT: Please Doctor, start with the bad news! DOCTOR: You are suffering from a very serious and unheared of disease! PATIENT: And the Good News? DOCTOR: Well, the disease will be named after you!!