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Good girls and bad girls

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

    Good girls wax their floors
    Bad girls wax their bikini line

    Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
    Bad girls know they could do it better

    Good girls wear white cotton panties
    Bad girls don't wear any

    Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
    Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

    Good girls pack their toothbrush
    Bad girls pack their diaphragms

    Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
    Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

    Good girls wear high heels to work
    Bad girls wear high heels to bed

    Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
    Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

    Good girls prefer the missionary position
    Bad girls do too, but only for starters

    Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
    Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

    Good girls say no
    Bad girls say when, when?
  2. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

    Mar 12, 2011
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    Safi, nimeipenda