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Good and Bad News.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaluo_Nyeupe, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
    The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad
    news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and
    will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life." Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?" The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
     
  2. Gurta

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    Nachukua panga, nawahi huko ER kwa huyo kimeo
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa ! What the hell he plan to do ?
     
  4. Mmasihiya

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    Huyo doctor namteka halafu kila siku namkata kiungo kimojakimoja kwa kuanza na ikulu'
     
  5. Daniel Anderson

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    anastahili. Swadaktah
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Nitamwambia nisubiri hapo nakuja nikupe zawadi
     
  7. Bujibuji

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    al shabab wamevamia jukwaaaaaa la jokes.
     
  8. Sniper

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    Khaaaaa!huyo doctor hajui inshu za kufanya masihara
     
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    am i supposed to laugh? mnh!
     
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    pumbafu zake, huyu doctor nae ni CCM
     
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    Ahahaahaha, Umenichekesha sana, ndugu yangu; Doctor ajivue gambaaaaa!
     
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    Huyo ni Dr. Cameron.
     
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    Hafai hafai hafai hafai hafai hafai
     
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    khaaaaa.....
     
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    Utammaliza mapema bana ukianza na ikulu anza na ki2 ingine.
     
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    Nitarudi baadae.
     
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