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Girls bwana......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kisasangwe, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    Boy: Marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    ... ...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!

    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

    girl... oh ooh i was just kidding. we can get married just now.
     
  2. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    kwi kwi kwi...
     
  3. deni

    deni Senior Member

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    it is so funy.ha ha ha wou
     
  4. T

    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    pipipiipipi, kwiwkwiwiwiwi,girls bwana
     
  5. angomwile

    angomwile Member

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    tehtehteh!hiyo kali mkuu!
     
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    Chuck j JF-Expert Member

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    Aah aaaaaa wanawake bwana we acha 2
     
  7. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha! Girls ni noma.
     
  8. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    ajajajaja watoto nouma..ni mwendo wa chapaa
     
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    Konya JF-Expert Member

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    ni mwendo wa fungu tu...
     
  10. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    He Kumbe!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    siku izi wanawake wamekuwa afta money sana!
     
  12. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe ndo maana wakinionaga na kibajaj changu huwa wananipa mikausho mikali
     
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    Natalie Senior Member

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    Kudadadeki!, fedhuli yeyote anayekupenda ukiwa na kitu, mtimue kama mbwa, atakufilisi, anapenda vya kunyonga, vya kuchinja haviwezi, watu wasipende kuwanyonya wenzao kwa kudepend kwao kupita kiasi, saidianeni kwenye kupiga hatua za kimaendeleo katika maisha, sio kuchunana kipuuzipuuzi, demu kama huyo, yaani achana naye kabisa, lol!, mbona kazidi, ndio tabia gani hiyo, mshenzi kabisa.
     
  14. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    dah ndugu yangu umemind kama ni kwel ni jokes tu
     
  15. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    money talks!!
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  16. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    :lol:
    money talks......