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Fumbo!fumbo!fumbo!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    1:Nilikuwa NAPITA barabarani,nikaumwa na nyoka.Nani atanisaidia?
    2:Nilitumwa na mama KUSAGA UNGA;njiani nikakuta mto umefurika!Nitavukaje?
    3:Mtoto mdogo anazikwa kaburi la futi tatu.MTU MZIMA atazikwa kaburi la futi ngapi?
    Haya ni baadhi ya mafumbo yanayo zingua sana kipindi cha utoto!
    Je wewe unayajua majibu yake?
    1:atakusaidia PITA
    2:Unga hausagwi,yanasagwa mahindi.
    3---
    ongezea na ya kwako!!!
     
  2. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani mtoto mdogo sio mtu mzima ni kpande?
     
  3. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu mzima hazikwi
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Bei za kunyolea!
    Kawaida:1000
    style:2000
    kunyoa kipara bure!
    Swali:kwa nini kunyoa kipara ni bure?
     
  5. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani kipara kina nywele, au unamaanisha kipara gani yakheeeeeeee?
     
  6. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Mtu mzima hazikwi ila maiti bana.
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Umechemka mkuu!!!
     
  8. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na guest house tatu: NO15,NO16 na NO17.
    Mgeni alipita NO15 na NO16 akashindana nao bei,lakini alipofika NO17 alitoka mbio balaa!!!!
    Unadhani kwanini mgeni huyu alitoka mbio NO17 guest house?
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    there is LION here aka mnyama SIMBA
     
  10. Kennedy

    Kennedy JF-Expert Member

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    Aliona LION
     
  11. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Kama Simba anakimbiwa mbona mamilioni ya watu wanamshabikia mnyama.
     
  12. Erickb52

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    Teh msaada siwezi kukosa
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Nitajie neno la kiswahili lenye herufi tano,ambalo kila ukitoa herufi toka kulia unapata neno lingine la kiswahili lenye maana.
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Kati ya nyumba na ndege ni kitu gani kinapaa juu.
     
  15. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    nyumba
     
  16. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Dah,utata hapo!!!
     
  17. Me370

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    Ni sehemu gani ya mwili wa mwanaume ambayo ni laini, imezungukwa na nywele, inakiungo kinachoweza kuelekezwa upande wowote ule na ikikerwa au kuchezewa hutoa majimaji yanayotiririka?
     
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    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    Jawabu: Jicho

    ila nimependa unavyofikiria.
     
  19. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    jicho hata mwanamke analo!!!
    Mi napendekeza ndinga aka u*me.
     
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