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Fikiria we ndo mtangazaji kati ya mechi ya mkoa Mbeya na Kagera

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 4, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Fikiria wewe ni mtangazaji wa mpira.Mechi inayochezwa ni kati ya timu ya mkoa wa Mbeya na timu ya mkoa wa Kagera....hivi ndivyo utakavyoutangaza mpira.
    ...Anakwenda pale Andendenisye Mwakisomola...anapiga kwake Nsajigwa Malafyale...naye kwake Asangalwisye Mwasabwite....anapiga pasi kwake Anongisye Mwakatebela...anatokea pale Salvatory Rugemalira ananyang'anya mpira...anatoa pasi kwa Bagambilaine Ntuyabaliwe....anacheza vizuri kabisa kwake Kokushobura Rugaimukamu...naye anampa pale Rwekaza Rweyemamu...anacheza vizuri...asalalee namna gani pale ananyang'anywa na Anyosisye Mwakifwamba...anagonga mbili tatu pale anapiga pasi ndeeefu kabisa inakuwa njiwa.... Mpira ni wa kurushwa sasa kuelekea lango la timu ya mkoa wa Mbeya...anakwenda kurusha nani pale...jezi nambari saba pale...haya sasa Rweyongeza Rutashubanyuma anarusha mpira kwake Lutatinisibwa Mutahyabarwa...ancheza daglizi pale...kwake nani sasa...kwake Nyamuhanga Lutabasibwa...anatokea pale Alinanuswe Mwakatapanya anachukua mpira...anatokea Kamugoza Rwegoshora anapigwa tobo pale na Mwakatapanya...anacheza vizuri pale kwake Andendekisye Mwamasangula...anaruka kichwa..hatari pale...gooooooooooooo......bao safi kabisa lile....golikipaChristosom Rwehumbiza alikwenda kushoto....Andendekisye Mwamasangula akapiga kichwa maridadi kabisa kulia...beki wa kati Mutakyawa Mukyanuzi akabaki kushangaa... Mbeya moja na Kagera hawajapata kitu......

    Mpira ukiisha lazima unywe dawa ya kutuliza maumivu ya koo.
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda hii mechi, nimejaribu kutangaza hapa kdogo tu mara koo limebuma, ngoja kwanza nipate asali kidogo
     
  3. Viol

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    unatakiwa utangaze ukiwa na soft drink pembeni
     
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    Hii mechi nuksi kweli.kama zote zngekuwa hv mi naacha kazi.
     
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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    hahahahahaha unaweza ukatema ulimi bila kupenda
     
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    Duh, nilikuwa natangaza kimya kimya lakini koo linaniuma...
     
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    Mechi tamu sana hiyo, yaani hata kama gemu haitanoga, ila hayo majina yatanogesha gemu.
    Kila neno lisilo maana watakalolinena wanadamu, watatoa hesabu yake katika siku ya hukumu.
     
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    Jamani! jamani MUNGU hana utani,hana mazoea, wala hana mzaha. Tuwe tunafikiri kabla ya kuonge. Mathayo 12-36
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaa.............
     
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    Kazi ipo!
     
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    Hahahahahahah Mbona hao kagera wamezi 11 uwanjani
     
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    Kazi ndogo kwa Enock bwigane au ezekeli malongo
     
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    wakikushinda unafupisha majina tu..Ruta, muta, ande, ndio mpango mzima
     
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    ..ulimboka alikuwa reserve au?
     
  16. Viol

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    ukitoka hapo umeshachoka

    we cheka tu mkuu
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    tena kubwa sana

    kwanza hayo majina utejuaje huyu wa kagera na huyu wa mbeya?
     
  18. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    dah umenikumbusha mbali hivi Ezekiel Malongo kapotelea wapi

    utakuwa umeuza mechi bhana
     
  19. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    huyu ni majeruhi
     
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    Kumbe mechi ya juzi tu wiki haina.
     
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