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Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Equations! – One of the best; I have read in a LONG time…
    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

    Therefore:
    Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

    In other words,
    A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
    Equation 2

    Man = eat + sleep + earn money
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Man = Donkey + earn money

    Therefore:
    Man-earn money = Donkey

    In other words
    Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
    Equation 3

    Woman= eat + sleep + spend
    Donkey = eat + sleep

    Therefore:
    Woman = Donkey + spend
    Woman - spend = Donkey

    In other words,
    Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

    ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

    To Conclude:
    >From Equation 2 and Equation 3

    Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

    So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
    And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

    So, We have:
    Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

    Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
    …Just 4 Fun


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  2. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ah ah ah realy funnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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