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Dear my Love Salary!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tete'a'tete, Apr 28, 2010.

  1. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Dear My love Salary

    Please come back to STAY with me.
    You left in such a rush last month,
    I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans.




    I'm sorry about what I did last month.
    I promise I'll be good this month.
    Luv you with all my debts...




    SSShhhhhhhhh..... don't tell anyone. ..

    I think CRDB,NBC, NMB and
    , BACLAYS BANK are in GROOT Kak .
    Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATM's, and I got the same message
    "Insufficient Funds"
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee..usinikumbushe mshahara bana, niko choka -mbaya!
    Hapa nilipo mchana ndo unapita sijauona!..huh!
    Kwetu wanasema ukiisubiria kwa hamu sufuria mototni ichemke, haichemki ng'oo!
    Kauka wasije wakaghairi kuuingiza leo hawa...wakoloni si wema ati mamaake!
     
  3. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana! ndio maisha wangu kuna wengine kwenye account zao kuna hela hata hawajui zimebakia kiasi gani......
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha pole PJ usinichekeshe!
     
  5. Kabuche1977

    Kabuche1977 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii imenichekesha kweli kweli, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, PJ pole sana bana
     
  6. Kabuche1977

    Kabuche1977 JF-Expert Member

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    KAABUCHE IS THINKING, WE ANGALIA AVATAR YAKE, ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!, mwana mapinduzi huyo, sorry kwa kutoka nje ya maada
     
  7. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    kapos
    hahahahah unawaza nini maisha magumu,Ukata ,Mshahara haujatoshi?
     
  8. k

    kero Member

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    The only difference with you is that Always I cry for having no money b'se I don't get salary, But when I cry I found you also crying regardless of your salary you getting every month .
    Wether salary or no salary having no money is a part of you, cursed be your parrantes.
    Hahaa
     
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