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CIA job opening

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    The CIA had a opening for an assassin. After
    all the background checks, interviews and
    testing were done there were three finalists:
    two men and a woman. For the final test,
    the CIA agents took one of the men to a
    large metal door and handed him a .45
    revolver. "we must know that you will follow
    your instructions, no matter what the
    circumstances.
    Inside this room, you will find your wife
    sitting in a chair. Kill her" The man said, "You
    can't be serious. I could never shoot my
    wife." The agent said, "Then you are not the
    right man for this job."
    The second man was given the same
    instructions. He took the gun and went into
    the room. All was quiet for about five
    minutes. Then the man came out with tears
    in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife,"
    the man said. "You don't have what it takes,"
    the agent said."Take your wife and go
    home."
    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
    given the same instructions to kill her
    husband. She took the gun and went into
    the room. Six shots were heard, one shot
    after another. The agents heard screaming,
    crashing and banging on the walls. After a
    few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the woman. She
    wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
    "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to
    beat him to death with the chair."
     
  2. Tulizo

    Tulizo JF-Expert Member

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    He he he he..huyo Mama atakuwa anatoka kwa watani zangu Machame..
     
  3. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    unataka yakukute yaliyomkuta mwenzako kwa kubondwa na kiti hadi kifo?
     
  4. Fayoo

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    Au ni mhehe wa kihesa, coz kuua siyo kazi
     
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    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Shika adabu yako ww mutu na ututake radhi kwa maandishi...!
     
  6. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mara nyingi mwanamume huua mwanamke kwa wivu lakini hata mwanamke akiua huua kwa kulipiza kisasi cha mateso toka kwa mume. Huyu mama yalishamfika shingoni.
     
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