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Cheka kidogo!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Vin Diesel, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    Man in bar orders kingfisher beer.
    Lady next to him: What a coincidence, Even I have ordered kingfisher.
    Man: I'm celebrating.
    Lady: Me too.
    Man: What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating?
    Lady: My husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
    Man: What a coincidence. I am a farmer, for 4yrs my hens were infertile, today all are laying eggs.
    Lady: Wow! How did that happen?
    Man: I used a different cock.
    Lady Smiled: What a coincidence.
     
  2. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    nimesmile....thanks
     
  3. Ze burner

    Ze burner JF-Expert Member

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    ha h;a u huu huuu!!!!!!! but in reality ;mmmmmmmmmhhh
     
  4. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    You are welcom Preta.
     
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    Thats why a lady smiled a different d**k! Lol
     
  6. OTIS

    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    What a coincedence!!!!!!
     
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