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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Quemu, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Check this out........My town was supposed to get hit by hurricane Fay yesterday. So I was kinda excited that I will finally get to experience the hurricane flavor. So I was anxiously waiting for it to drop....only to witness the whole day gone by without even a single drop of rain....

    What's up with these weather crews? Itabidi mambo ya kuwarushia mayai viza sasa...
     
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    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa washikaji bana myeyusho kweli...

    Kuna movie moja ya Jim Carey (Bruce Almighty??)...jamaa alikuwa anatoa data za kinyumenyume kabisa kuhusu weather. Alikuwa anaweza kusema leo itakuwa "sunshine day with temperature kwenye 90's"....halafu baada ya muda mfupi winter la nguvu linatanda na snow ya kumwaga......wanakijiji kwa nini wasianze kumfurumusha kila akiibuka na data zake uchwara...lol
     
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    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha halafu si unajua jinsi mwamvuli na koti vinavyokuwa karaha kubeba. Binafsi mimi huwa ni mbishi sana kubeba mwamvuli hata kama mvua inanyesha.

    Lakini tusiwalaumu sana ma-weatherman wa kibongo...vitendea kazi vyenyewe in uchwara. Hivi kweli wanaweza ku-trace hazardous weather condotion kabla haijatokea?
     
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    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Alafu ni kwa nini asilimia kubwa ya hizi hurricanes zinapewa majina ya kike..?
     
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    Icadon JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja anatokea Nu Orlinz nilikuwa naongea naye baada ya Katrina kuwatenda, akasema Katrina was the baddesst b**** of all time.....nilicheka sana,
     
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    Wabongo hawana lolote zaidi ya business bana....utasikia mawio na macheo....uuuuuwi wanaacha mlima oldoinyo watu wanakufa bila kutabiri kitu.......

    ila leo nimemskia mwanahali ya hewa binafsi anataka kupewa ushirkiano na wadau ili afanye kazi vizuri...kasema mlima k'njaro hauyeyuki hata nukta moja..LOL....!!ii
     
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