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CCM ni cha Waislamu: Haya Madai Si Ya Kupuuza

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ng'wanangwa, Dec 11, 2010.

  1. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    Miaka ya 1960.

    Nyerere Rais.

    Mkatoliki.

    Maarufu sana.

    Wazungu walimkubali.

    Wakatoa elimu kwa jamii za Kikristo.

    Waislamu wao walikuwa hawataki shule.

    Walikuwa wanavua samaki baharini.

    Na kucheza ngoma.

    Wakristo wakawa wengi kwenye mambo ya utawala wa serikali.

    Wakadhani wameula.

    Kumbe wameliwa.

    Ujinga wa Wakrito:
    Wakati wakiendelea kula pepo na ma-VX au tuseme Beetle wakati huo, wenzao wa waislamu wakajazana TANU. Nasema wakajazana kwasababu TANU ya wakati huo NEC na CC zake zilikuwa na waislamu wengi ikilinganishwa na wakristo. Nadhani hata NEC na CC za sasa ziko hivo hivo. waislamu wengi kuliko wakristo. hapo wakristo imekula kwenu. mimi myahudi simo.


    Tunaendelea:
    Kutokana na wingi wa waislamu kwenye TANU.

    Lilipo kuja ishu za kuzaliwa kwa CCM.

    Mwaka 1977

    Waislamu wakaunda CCM kwa kuunganisha TANU yenye waislamu wengi kuliko wa kristo na ASP yenye waislamu tupu.

    Nani aseme CCM si chama cha Waislamu? Nani? Asimame kama kidume tumsikie.

    CCM ni cha waislamu. Hata rangi zake za njano na kijani ni rangi za dini ya kiislamu.

    Asimame mtu anisute mini yerusalem kwa kusema urongo.

    Kama hakuna mtu wa kunisuta, basi mi nadunda kitaa nikiimba:

    CCM ni Chama cha Waislamu. Wakristo Walie tu. Au waunde chama chao na mapema!!


    CCM ni Chama cha Waislamu. Wakristo Walie tu. Au waunde chama chao na mapema!!


    CCM ni Chama cha Waislamu. Wakristo Walie tu. Au waunde chama chao na mapema!!
     
  2. Kachanchabuseta

    Kachanchabuseta JF-Expert Member

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    Umekosa cha kuandika??
     
  3. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    huko ni kukanusha au ni kukubali?

    unatakiwa ukibali au ukanushe
     
  4. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    najua wakrsto watazalau.

    kwasababu mkwristo akijenga nyumnba. akapata kzai nzuri anajua kazi imekwisha.
    utamsikia mkristo naaye anakemea udini kinafiki. ati 'amani na utulivu'. kinafikii. kulinda mlo wake. wakriato wanaamini sana mlo kuliko kuongoza nji.

    lazkini tunako kwenda kubaya.

    ukisikia waziri wa ulinzi na waziri wa polisi ni wazanzibari ujue nji inakwenda kubaya.

    itafika mahali kila cheo cha juu lazima kishikwe na muislamu.

    au itafika mahali zanzibar itaitawala bara kama ambavo isreil inatawala Waarabu wote.

    amkeni wakristo
     
  5. DOUGLAS SALLU

    DOUGLAS SALLU JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi Jerusalem na MS(Jeykey wa ukweli) ni watani wa jadi kama simba na yanga? Hoja zenu huwa zinachafua hali ya hewa hapa barazani.
     
  6. Kachanchabuseta

    Kachanchabuseta JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani chaderma ni chama cha wakatoliki?
     
  7. P

    Pamba Member

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    Maada zingine zinanuka kweli
     
  8. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    kanusha au kubali kwanza hoja yangu ndiyo nitakujibu.

    vinginevyo ninawashauri wakristo nao waunde chama chao. hiki cha kijani na njano ni cha msikitini zaidi
     
  9. Gama

    Gama JF-Expert Member

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    kama madai yake niya kweli ndo maana chama hiki "chenye rangi na arama za kiislam" hakileti maendeleo- wamekalia porojo za nani kafanya nini.etc........................
     
  10. j

    julius Senior Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachaa dahna za fikra finyu siwakati huu umesha pita,we need to discuss how we gonnna develop,that sooo boooy7.........
     
  11. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    acha kupuuza juli.

    kuwa makini
     
  12. babukijana

    babukijana JF-Expert Member

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    kuna kaukweli hapa ingawa hujanyambua vizuri hoja yako.
     
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    rassadata Member

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    Kimsingi CCM si ya Waislam na tena bwana Jerusalem uliyeanzisha mada hii nakusihi achana na sera za kidini,wana jamii forums please tujadili mambo ya nchi na siyo hoja na kipuuzi namna hii.
    kimsingi huwa sifurahii mtu kuzungumzia masuala ya udini Tanzania, tena huwa nalia na kumkumbuka Mwl. nyerere.
     
  14. Ng'wanangwa

    Ng'wanangwa JF-Expert Member

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    dini.

    wakristo wamejisahau wakujua hali ni shwari lkni wakristo wenye msimamo mkali wanaongoza CCM.
     
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    chigwiye JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani hiyo miaka ya 1960 wakati wa nyerere,waxtu walipoua wakisoma,waislam wakivua samaki,kilikua chama gani? na takwimu gani zinakuonyesha WAISLAM walijazana TANU wakati huo,na takwimu zipi zinakuonyesha CCM waislam wengi kuliko waxtu,kwa sasa baraza la mawaziri la ccm,waxtu ni 80%,wabunge ni 80%,unathubutu vipi kusema wengi ccm ni waislam? Ulisoma Reseach methodology wewe?
     
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    Jamco_Za JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri huyu amekosa cha kuandika, ukilinganisha na wakristo wanaopewa nafasi za uongozi serikalini na waislam nani wengi kuwa makini hacha kuwa kama mapadre na viongozi wa dini wa israel wanafiki wakubwa wanajua kabisa wanachofanya sio sahihi wanasema mungu kasema.

    Kichaa sio lazima uokote makopo hapa kuropoka vitu ambavyo havina msingi. leo najisikia kuwasema wote watakaoleta mada za kijinga
     
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    rassadata Member

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    Please Jerusalem unanikwaza,maana udini mimi siupendi na kwa hali hiyo,sitaendelea kuchangia mada yako.aksante.
     
  18. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu Jerusalem unaposema rangi ya kijani na njano ni rangi za Waislamu una ushahidi wowote hasa wa kimaandishi?
     
  19. Shy

    Shy JF-Expert Member

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    huyu mtu aliyeanzisha mada hapo juu nae anataka maendeleo na hao wengine waliochangia nao wanaweza kukaa meza moja na mimi tujadili maendeleo ya nchi hii kweli ? sidhani
     
  20. Questt

    Questt JF-Expert Member

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    i have never insulted anyone within JF, but u r forcing me to do so......Yaani uislam una rangi???? tena ya kijani na Njano???? How old r u???
     
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