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Breeding bulls

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Dec 20, 2010.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    My wife and I went to the agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
    ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '
    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
    My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
     
  2. semango

    semango JF-Expert Member

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    Teh!teh!teh!....wife alikua haelewi somo
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    What tha... Usije jaribu utalaruriwa na makucha mpaka ufe.Lol
     
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