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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    [TD="width: 100%"]Source: Yahoo friends

    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
    holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.


    A gentleman approached her and said,
    "Pardon me, madam.
    I do not intend to be forward
    but did you know that your dress
    is blowing up in this high wind?"


    "Yes, I know," said the lady.
    "I need both my hands
    to hold onto this hat."

    "But madam, you must know that you are
    not wearing any panties
    and your privates are exposed!"
    said the gentleman in earnest.

    The woman looked down,
    then back up at the man
    and replied,
    "Sir, anything you see down there
    is 85 years old.
    I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    lolest
     
  3. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hehehee,.
     
  4. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaa! Very interesting...
     
  5. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    [HR][/HR] new hat value than that 85 years,tihi hiii hiii hahaaaaaaaa
     
  6. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Despite the fact that old is gold!
     
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