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Bangi noma aseeeh!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by asakuta same, Dec 10, 2011.

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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    Wavuta bangi wawili
    waliliona embe juu ya mti
    wakaamua
    kuliangusha.Walirusha
    mawe mengi bila
    kufanikiwa kuliangusha
    lile embe.Mvuta bangi
    mmoja akasema;isije
    ikawa embe lenyewe
    bichi,ngoja nipande juu
    nikalicheki.Baada ya
    dakika 5,yule mvuta bangi
    akashuka
    chini,akamwambia
    mwenzie; oyaaah nimelibonyeza
    limeiva vizuri
    kabisa,tuendelee
    kuliangusha mchizi wangu!!
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Oya aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hiyo kali badala ya kulichuma ashuke nalo...
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana, kweli bangi nouma!!
     
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    joel amani Senior Member

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    du lakini mana mie niliwahi kula mti wa muanzi nikidhani muwa wacha nichane domo langu
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day boy
     
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    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Watumiaji utawajua tu.
     
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    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hii kali! Sasa mwingine bangi ilimkolea kinoma, aliporudi maskani kwao akamvizia bibi yake mzaa babake mzazi akambaka. Dindi kuja kukuta skendo hiyo akaamu kumtimua home. Wakati anasepa, mvuta bangi akada, "we baba hunipendi tu, yani kulala na mamako siku moja tu ndo imekuwa nongwa! We mbona unalala na mamaangu kila siku wala sina noma".
     
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    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    unadandia ndege!
     
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    yutong JF-Expert Member

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    yahani jamaa kapand ampaka juu na kushuka bila kulichumka aisee kweli noma
     
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    yutong JF-Expert Member

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    Huu usemi unamaana sana kwa siasa zetu hapa nchi kwa sasa
     
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    Jahnido Member

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    Kali ya mwaka hiyo.!!!
     
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    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hivi kuna wanaume hawajawahi kutumia kabisa hii kitu enzi za ujana wao?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Humu Jf yawezekana wote wamepitia. Ila nina uhakika ni mimi pekee nimepona.
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    wa kumaso!
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    yap nami nimepata maana yake kisiasa kaka. Gd thinker.
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    unauhakika?
     
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    molely molly JF-Expert Member

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    labda mimi tu basi
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Mkubwa umeetisha,dah safi sana
     
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    Mchaka Mchaka JF Bronze Member

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    [h=6]watoto walikuwa wanacheza, mara mwenzao akaanza kulia. Akapita Mtumishi wa Mungu akamuuliza, UNALIA NINI?
    Mtoto: natafuta yeboyebo zangu, kuna mtu amezichukua,,!
    Mtumishi wa Mungu: 'POLE, NYAMAZA MWACHIE YESU TU' Mtoto; YESU HAZIMTOSHI ZILIKUWA NDOGO SANA!!
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaha! inawezekana dogo alikuwa hamjui hata yesu ni nani...
     
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