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Baba nimefanya mapenzi!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Familia kutoka Tanga iliamia Mombasa.Usiku mmoja baba na kijana wake walikaa pamoja maongez yao yalikuwa ivi;
    kijana;baba samahani mimi leo nimefanya mapenzi.
    baba;..ooh bila samahani ushakuwa mwanaume mwanangu,safi sana dume langu.
    kijana: Ila baba naswali? Kwan we mzoef wa haya mambo.
    baba: Uliza tu dume langu,..!
    kijana: Ivi haya maumivu mat*k*ni mwangu yanadumu muda gani?
    baba:la haula mwanangu umeliwa t**o!!!
    Dingi akazimia hapohapo.
     
  2. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Teh tehe tehe, alifikiri amepasua toto la mtu kumbe kapusiliwa yeye !!! Anyway hiyo inatoa funzo kubwa sana kuwa tusishabikie mambo bila kujua.
     
  3. Jaguar

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    Haswaaaa!
     
  4. Shine

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    Du nouma
     
  5. Rejao

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    mtoto nuksi huyo...lakini mombasa kitu cha kawaida, baba hakutakiwa kuzimia
     
  6. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Kama nina chombo anachomiliki Rage nakutoa kafara mapema kabisa ukawasalimie wote waliotangulia.
     
  7. ndetichia

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    wewe utalia tu na kujitia kumkimbiza unafanya mchezo nini na kuua?..

    hapo tena ishakuwa bidali tena..
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    unaona noma wakati dogo ndio kishafanya..
     
  9. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Hapo hakuna dume la mbegu!
     
  10. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    wewe mtoto firauni kweli
     
  11. Mwanakili90

    Mwanakili90 JF-Expert Member

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    divine na thread two thngz diffnt.
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hilo ni dume lakini la kubeba mbegu za vidume vya ukweli.
     
  13. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    sijakuelewa mkuu! Kwann umesema ivyo...Lkn natumia DEVINE sio DIVINE.
     
  14. e2themiza

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    hehehe! Gud point! Hmm! Lakini simo :)
     
  15. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    wacha mie niassume haumo.
     
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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    lol! Just lurking
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    ndo kapewa hisa zakutosha kumiliki upunga company tayari huo.
     
  18. driller

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    furukombe wewe hebu nipeleke kwa huyo alie fanya hivi...! pumbafu..! nikifika hapakaliki hapo..!
     
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    dah lazima wazee wawe makini kuwafundisha watoto mambo hayo bila kuwaonea haya hata kidogo coz nau daiz ni dhahama kubwa katika jamii yetu
     
  20. OTIS

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    Wamekula jicho la mtoto.
    OTIS.
     
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