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Baba,kwani asali ina miguu?!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tabibumtaratibu, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. tabibumtaratibu

    tabibumtaratibu JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto mmoja asubuhi amuuliza baba yake
    Mtoto:baba kwani asali ina miguu?!
    Baba:kwa nini mwanangu unaniuliza?
    Mtoto:me nilisikia jana usiku ukisema "HONEY" tanua miguu......
    Angekua mwanao ungemjibu nini?
     
  2. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ningemwambia ndio c bado dogo!
     
  3. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    kacheze na wenzio nje
     
  4. Purple

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    Ningemwambia ulikua unaota mwanangu
     
  5. tabibumtaratibu

    tabibumtaratibu JF-Expert Member

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    akikwambia nilikua cjalala sa ntaotaje?
     
  6. A

    Abuubakar New Member

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    Ningemwambia kua uyaone.
     
  7. tabibumtaratibu

    tabibumtaratibu JF-Expert Member

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    DOgo lakini mdadisi kinoma akikwambia mbona sasa haitembei halafu iko wap mbona haionekani?
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Ningemwambia asiwe anasikiliza mazungumzo ya wakubwa. Maana ukimwambia ndio ina miguu atakwenda kutangaza kwa wenzake.
     
  9. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    Ntacheka sana. Kisha namwambia,"nilikuwa naota".
    Kwa kile kicheko ataamini tu.
     
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    ndio balaa ya kulala na watoto ndani kwenye chumba kimoja..!
     
  11. tabibumtaratibu

    tabibumtaratibu JF-Expert Member

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    ndo uwezo wako wa chumba 1,itabidi unyamaze 2!
     
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    LOL...Badili ratiba.
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
     
  14. Bujibuji

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    yerewiiiii
     
  15. Jaguar

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    Nitamwambia,mamako alikuwa kaketi kitandani so nilikuwa nampa kopo la asali nikamwambia atanue miguu,aliweke kopo katikati ya miguu yake ili aile kwa starehe.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    jibu kidogo unaweza kumdanganya.
     
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