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Assume tunawaza kwa sauti

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Raia Fulani, May 23, 2011.

  1. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Ingekuwa balaa. Mi wanawake wenye mahaga wangenifanya kitu mbaya kwa namna ambavyo huwa nawawazia. Sijui mdau wewe unawaza nini kwa sauti
     
  2. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Mawazo ya JK yangekuwa yangekuwa kama matapishi yangiruwe
     
  3. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh huyu baba ana kaz ya ziada! Haaa akaogee mpendapenda
     
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    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    CCM isingekuwa inatawala hii nchi kwa sababu Wengi ndani ya CCM hawakipendi ila ni wanafiki tu.
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    ningekuwa nimeshafukuzwa kazi
     
  6. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    mh! Lakini inawezekana pia bosi wako ndio angekuwa wa awali kabisa kutimuliwa
     
  7. Zamaulid

    Zamaulid JF-Expert Member

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    da!!kazi ingeshanipotea siku nyingi,na nyumbani sijui kama kungekalika,maana ninavyomwazia hg wangu!!!!
     
  8. Baba_Enock

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    ndoa yangu ingekwisha haribika!
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi hamkumbuki kuwa in any action there is equal and opposite reaction? Ndo hapo mamsap unamsikia anamuwaza jirani
     
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    data JF-Expert Member

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    mie nimepanga na hii nyumba naishi na karembo ka mwenye nyumba.. hi sasa nawaza hivi ngoja niandikeeee

    .." nikija mpata huyu mtoto namuinamisha chuma mboga...afu nampiga mbuzi kagoma kwenda.... baada ya hapo nambanika kama kukiu.. aafuu nauacha mkono ufanye kazi ikulu,,, sugua kweli kweli ka nani hiii kale.... yaani hajinisahaauuu.. naingia mpaka chumviniiii... yaaaani nitamtiiiiiii..."

    ndo nachowaza hicho..
     
  11. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Fikra za watu wengine tusingethubutu kuzisikia
     
  12. Chepii

    Chepii Senior Member

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    Nadhani ingekua poa sana kwasababu hakuna mtu angeweza kumdhuru mwenzake maana unashtukiwa kabla ya kutenda mfn ukiwaza kumwibia mtu anakushtukia kabla, ila sipati picha kwenye nyumba zaibada ingekua vp mtuyuko ibadani huku anawaza akitoka aende kuiba au kuzini!
     
  13. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Mawazo mengine hapo juu kiboko
     
  14. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    mmmhhhhh
    nisinge pendwa maana
    naongea sana akilini mwangu
    na ya chuja halafu ndo nayasema

    sante Mungu hakuna ajualo niwazalo
    kabla sijachuja maanake mmmmmhhh
     
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    malale Member

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    madini kwanza,kilimo elimu badae msoma bwana.
     
  16. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    mi huwa nawaza kwa kiwetu so watu wengine wasingenielewa kabisaaaaaaaa
     
  17. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    do i kow u? Malengo?
     
  18. roselyne1

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    hahaha sipati picha lol
     
  19. Papa Mopao

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    Mawazo mengine bwana, unaweza ukawaza alaf katika kuwaza huko kunapelekea uso wako kukaa katika mkao kama vile anagugumia maumivu huku anatafuna miwa au mihogo mibichi, kumbe mtu anawaza mambo ya chumvini.
     
  20. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    mh! Chumvi na jirani yake magadi
     
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