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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Edson, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. Edson

    Edson JF-Expert Member

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    TO KDDDA Company
    Box 42
    Bukoba, TANZANIA
    Dear sar,


    I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA.
    I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here Nyamongo very good. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father deaded long time ago and my mother is marry in Swaziland country there 10 years now, no see she until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and tea and drink.
    My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Mjaluo teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than Mjaluo teacher.
    I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief
    dead. I want to join the company of you and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.
    Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have
    hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Mchaga shop is of a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now. I can speak English free.
    I have no very many I end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!

    Mwita Chacha Marwa son of Msafiri (AK47)
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ze my yua english very tough...
    Me give you not job security,
    me give you job receptionist...
    Visitors come ....they will be intertained very much by your my language english
  3. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    me she is congratulesheni yu for ze beautiful inglish

    welcome again
  4. K

    Kijamani Senior Member

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    ze good english i never see from my born to know.
  5. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    That is why mjaluo ticha is jilousing your. The Ingleash you tock is moden to find her in Ingleash dikshenari.

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    masssaiboi JF-Expert Member

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    Iko bomba wala sio broken
  7. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Jooob true true!
  8. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    its realy true true!
  9. Iza

    Iza JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiwa Boss unaitafutia na Fremu unaipamba kwa ofisi
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    Sir Member

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    who is the best in coparison with Maximo?
  11. Ng'azagala

    Ng'azagala JF-Expert Member

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    lakini inaeleweka