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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by damian marijani, Jan 3, 2011.

  1. damian marijani

    damian marijani JF-Expert Member

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    Wife is like a TV
    Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE
    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE
    TV is free for life,but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
    TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
    MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
    Most Importantly:
    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...
     
  2. comson

    comson JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni kiboko......

    Real i lyk it...
     
  3. Twilumba

    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    True!!
     
  4. LoyalTzCitizen

    LoyalTzCitizen JF-Expert Member

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    Lol!
     
  5. m

    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    weweeeeee mambo iko huku!
     
  6. Nanren

    Nanren JF-Expert Member

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    Good one!
     
  7. KIPANYA

    KIPANYA Member

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    du!
     
  8. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Best i ever read.keep t up!
     
  9. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    nimeikubali mkuu hhaaaaa hasa kwenye virus hahahaaaa
     
  10. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    can u be a TV and a mobile????
     
  11. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    well said ila nasikitika umeshindwa kumalizia hivi. ndoa bila Yesu huwa TV na mtazamaji wake, lakini mkimkaribisha Yesu ndani ya ndoa yenu, hata MOBILE itawatamani
     
  12. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli kabisa mkuu!!
     
  13. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Definately,you can't be TV & Mobile at a time!!
     
  14. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Wapi huko mkuu,kitu kizuri kula na nduguzo na rafikizo!!
     
  15. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Duh,ukiondoa hiyo ya virus.......i think many of us will prefer to be mobile...........LOL
     
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    Nasolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Huo ndio ukweli wenyewe na ni ukweli mtupu
     
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    MONTESQUIEU JF-Expert Member

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    Haya anad husband is what?
     
  18. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    aisee
     
  19. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    i want to be both so my hub can get every thing from me....
     
  20. Ghost

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    I think the Husband is the OPERATOR
     
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