angalia hii hapa

[damian marijani]

Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE
TV is free for life,but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...

 

[comson]

Hii ni kiboko......

Real i lyk it...

 

[Twilumba]

True!!

 

[LoyalTzCitizen]

Lol!

 

[mzawahalisi]

weweeeeee mambo iko huku!

 

[Nanren]

Good one!

 

[KIPANYA]

du!

 

[Good Guy]

Best i ever read.keep t up!

 

[Chimunguru]

nimeikubali mkuu hhaaaaa hasa kwenye virus hahahaaaa

 

[afrodenzi]

can u be a TV and a mobile????

 

[Ms Judith]

Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE
TV is free for life,but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...

well said ila nasikitika umeshindwa kumalizia hivi. ndoa bila Yesu huwa TV na mtazamaji wake, lakini mkimkaribisha Yesu ndani ya ndoa yenu, hata MOBILE itawatamani

 

[TUKUTUKU]

Ni kweli kabisa mkuu!!

 

[TUKUTUKU]

can u be a TV and a mobile????

Definately,you can't be TV & Mobile at a time!!

 

[TUKUTUKU]

weweeeeee mambo iko huku!

Wapi huko mkuu,kitu kizuri kula na nduguzo na rafikizo!!

 

[Michelle]

Duh,ukiondoa hiyo ya virus.......i think many of us will prefer to be mobile...........LOL

 

[Nasolwa]

Huo ndio ukweli wenyewe na ni ukweli mtupu

 

[MONTESQUIEU]

Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE
TV is free for life,but for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)
Most Importantly:
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...

Haya anad husband is what?

 

[Kaka Sam]

aisee

 

[afrodenzi]

Definately,you can't be TV & Mobile at a time!!

i want to be both so my hub can get every thing from me....

 

[Ghost]

Haya anad husband is what?

I think the Husband is the OPERATOR