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An 80yr old man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

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    An 80yr old man says to his doctor: My 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion doctor Doctor: let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang.......... The Lion drops dead! Old man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!
     
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    dah! Kwahyo mimba co ya kwake kaz anayo
     
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    MWanasema kitanda hakizai haramu eti.....................
     
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    Huyo ni doctor kweli.
     
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    Hahahahahahahahaha.....................
     
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    Hence a lady a cup, u drink in tea, i wash it, i drink in porridge, the other comes, wash it & drink in water.
    Mzee: he then broke into tear, "even my shadow betrayed me"
     
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    cjakuelewa kabisa, unaongea kitu gani. hiz lugha za watu hz...kaaaaz
     
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    dah... Wht a gud n logic way of explainin things to a person....
     
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    Ndio maana hata kwenye serious discussion huwa mleta pumba kumbe huwa hamuelewi pole sana.......................
     
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    Yaani kama sahani anakula mwenzio inaoshwa anapakuliwa mwingine............................. mama ntilie......:roll:
     
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