An 80yr old man

[Mohammed Hamad]

An 80yr old man says to his doctor: My 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion doctor Doctor: let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang.......... The Lion drops dead! Old man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!

 

[MUREFU]

dah! Kwahyo mimba co ya kwake kaz anayo

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

dah! Kwahyo mimba co ya kwake kaz anayo

MWanasema kitanda hakizai haramu eti.....................

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Huyo ni doctor kweli.

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Huyo ni doctor kweli.

Hahahahahahahahaha.....................

 

[Yahemovich]

Hence a lady a cup, u drink in tea, i wash it, i drink in porridge, the other comes, wash it & drink in water.
Mzee: he then broke into tear, "even my shadow betrayed me"

 

[mjasiria]

cjakuelewa kabisa, unaongea kitu gani. hiz lugha za watu hz...kaaaaz

 

[khauka]

Hence a lady a cup, u drink in tea, i wash it, i drink in porridge, the other comes, wash it & drink in water.
Mzee: he then broke into tear, "even my shadow betrayed me"

dah... Wht a gud n logic way of explainin things to a person....

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

cjakuelewa kabisa, unaongea kitu gani. hiz lugha za watu hz...kaaaaz

Ndio maana hata kwenye serious discussion huwa mleta pumba kumbe huwa hamuelewi pole sana.......................

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Hence a lady a cup, u drink in tea, i wash it, i drink in porridge, the other comes, wash it & drink in water.
Mzee: he then broke into tear, "even my shadow betrayed me"

Yaani kama sahani anakula mwenzio inaoshwa anapakuliwa mwingine............................. mama ntilie......:roll: