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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bishanga, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe ajira zenu ni hizi?
    Nyani Ngabu - mchimba makaburi wailesi
    ruttashobolwa - hakimu mahakama ya mwanzo kiburugwa
    Madam B- paparazi gazeti la kiu
    Babu DC- mstaafu afrika mashariki
    The Boss - hedimasta tambaza (afazali kidogo huyu).
    Mr Rocky -akauntant wa finca
    Erickb52 - chalii,kapiga debe stendi moshi
    Lizzy - nesi
    Mamndenyi - bi mkora in real life,anafuga mapaka mwananyamala
    sweetlady - sekeletare wa mzee Slaa
    nitonye - mfanyabiashara maarufu
    Vin Diesel - mpigaji,patna wa papaa msofe
    Asprin - mchoma nyama fyatanga
    cacico - mhudumu fyatanga
    BADILI TABIA - mhudumu fyatanga
    Yummy - mhudumu fyatanga
    Kongosho - mwosha vyombo fyatanga,sa ingine anaosha magari na pia mlinzi
    AshaDii - bodegadiwa sofia simba
    Mtambuzi - karani mahakama ya kisutu
    Young Master - yuko intern muhimbili
    Bishanga - hedge fund mananger, bank of scotland,new york branch.
    .........itaendelea
     
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  2. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Looh!!
    Huna hata haya,
    Bank gani unayofanya kazi wakati kila siku hueshi kuja ofisini kwetu ili tukuuzishe sura kwenye magazeti.
    Afu unasema uko Scotland wakati unaishi Kimanzichana.
     
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  3. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Utasema kila kitu,halafu wema sepetu anakutafuta kwa udi na uvumba,anadai we ndo umevumisha kuwa kamachwa na diamond kisa alifumaniwa na juma necha,yatakushinda!
     
  4. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Heri mimi hujajua kazi yangu. FYI mimi kazi yangu ni kufagia barabara za Arusha na kuzibua toilets.
     
  5. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Punguza povu ndipo uongee Bishanga.
    Yule hana lolote amesikia nimeshinda U-Miss ndio ananitafuta ili anifundishe jinsi ya kuishi Kistaa.
     
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  6. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo hasira au stress za kufilisika? Pole mzee,kama life limekupiga njoo buguruni sokoni tuuze matikiti maji,yanalipa sana
     
  7. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu wewe nasikia ni efefeyu,mara ya mwisho ulionekana eneo la tukio iringa.
     
  8. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Taarifa za kiintelijensia zinasema ulitoa hongo ya ngono kwa mamodi waka twist data ndo ukashinda u miss,takakuru wanakusaka.Rutta analijua hili?
     
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  9. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Mkeo ananipenda. She is head over heels in love with me. Why?
     
  10. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha...ama kweli kufilisika shida mno!!!
     
  11. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Bishanga p'se usinivunjie uchumba wangu na Rutta.
    Na akiniacha naja kuishi huko,
    kwanza,me bado niko Sealed,sasa hyo ngono nimeifanyia upenyo gani?
    Narudia tena,usinitie majaribuni.
     
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  12. Nicole

    Nicole JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahh hizo ajira za wahusika nimezipenda, mkuu Bishanga vp hujapata taarifa za kiintelijensia mie nafanya kazi gan?
     
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  13. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Labda anapenda harufu ya vumbi,kwi kwi kwi.
    Halafu we jana kwa nini umegombana na babuDC? Ntakusemea kwa mama.
     
  14. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Afilisike nani? Lol
    Halafu we Mentor kumbe wewe ndo mwigulu nchemba? Dah!
     
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  15. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ta rutashobolwa wagaulila agai,omwana ngu ni kanyalewa nayela pepepepe!
     
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  16. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Malizia kwanza masters yako London school of economics ndo tutajua ajira yako.au?
     
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  17. lutayega

    lutayega JF-Expert Member

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    Ambaye hana ajira ani pm nimwajiri kwenye kampuni yangu ya kuzibua vyoo
     
  18. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    ....mwenyewe.
    Kama unanisema mimi m-baya, Rutta kanipenda hvo hvo.
    Na Rutta ukija hapa kujibu hyo lugha yenu,Ugomvi nauhamishia Chumbani.
     
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  19. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha, nimejipigia naosha magari au nikiwa mlinzi naelekeza watu wapaki magari yao nikiwa na bikini na bra lol
    Wateja kibao. . .

    Bishanga lazima unifanye sekretati huko skotilandi
     
  20. zubedayo_mchuzi

    zubedayo_mchuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Kunan humu,humu humu,mimi mkabaji daraja la manzese.
     
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