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A rich, poor and Kenyan kids in an English class!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher: Okay kids, I want you to make a sentance with 'liver' and 'cheese'.

    The Rich kid: Yesterday my mom bought fresh liver and 500gr of cheese to cook pate and cheese cake. It was delicious!

    Teacher: Well done George, good sentance!

    The poor kid: Yesterday I stole a piece of liver and 250gr of cheese from the super market. My mother boiled the liver and we eat it with cheese and crackers.

    Teacher: Okay Billy, that will do!

    The Kenyan kid: Jesterdei I saw a boy hitting my sista Janeti; I say, "Hey bastard, liver alone cheez my sista!"
     
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    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Mtanzania yy angeduwaa tu. bora hata mkenya
     
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    Mtanzania angesema " I saw a chizi bisaidi ze liva.
     
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    Ina maana Watanzania ni mbumbumbu? Wewe nawe si Mtanzania? Ungesemaje?
     
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