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A Really Bad Day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Access Denied, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Access Denied

    Access Denied JF-Expert Member

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    There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
    Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
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    The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
    “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.
    When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.
    I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
    “I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
    And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    tatizo kimombo cjaelewa
     
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    MwanaHaki JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha. really bad day!
     
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahah jamaa hakumtapikia kwel
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Lol. Jokes zingine!
     
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    Hahahaha dah aisee
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Haaah maskini ampe maziwa fasta
     
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