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Freddy81

Freddy81

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ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL
LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE EXAM WHICH WAS
SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE
THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH
GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD
GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN
THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE
CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN
HAVE THE RE - TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL
BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE
DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL
FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR
THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST
THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF
100 MARKS.


Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME ----- (2 MARKS)


Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the
wedding you
attended 4 days ago-----(30 Marks)


Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks)

Q. 4 . WHICH TYRE BURST ------- ( 28 marks )


Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks)


What do think the answers will be???
I need your comments.....
 
Kila mmoja lake labda kama wana mobile wafanye conference call wakubaliane otherwise njia ya mwongo fupi
 
Du huyo Dean ni kiboko!Walikolala wao ndiko alikoamkia Dean!Kwa ufupi wameumbuka!
 
Kwa mchecheto watakaoupata hata swali la kwanza wanaweza kukosa pia!
 
Kama ni wanafunzi smart wanapata mia; ukiwa muongo inabidi kupanga kila kitu including details kama hizi!
 
SMU said:
Kwa mchecheto watakaoupata hata swali la kwanza wanaweza kukosa pia!
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Ukaandika jina la mwenzio badala ya lako. Du! ticha kawachemsha kweli, na kama hawajiandaa na uongo wao kwisha kazi watajichanganya sana.
 
Je huyo lecturer alikuwa anawatahini nini? Ninawashauri wa wa appeal maana maswali hayakutoka katika course outline hata kidogo. Secondly je kuandika jina tu katika level ya chuo kikuu upate marks za bure??? ni kuonesha kuwa hicho chuo hakinaq mwelekeo basi. hahaha. Though hadithi inatufundisha tusidanganye na tujiweke tayari katika matukio mbalimbali yanayotukabili. kwikwi
 
teh teh teh teh teh teh kwa stail hii wajaa wamekula ya mbuzi.... kwa maana kwa levela ya chuo kikuu mtu unaweza huambiwa hata usijibu chochote na ukapata 100% na kama hiyo test ilikuwa ya Communication skill ndio wamekwisha kabisaaa.... maana test zake huwa za ki-IQ zaidi ya ki-Madesa wise...

Nampongeza sana huyo Dean...

I dont imagine the first Question......what is your name...."unawaka..."
 
Duh! hapo dawa ni kuomba tu kwenda kujisaidia tena choo cha shimo nje ya chuo.... halafu mitini. Ni tusker tu zitakuondolea mawazo baada ya hapo.
 
Freddy81 said:
ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL
LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE EXAM WHICH WAS
SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE
THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH
GREASE AND DIRT.

THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD
GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN
THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE
CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN
HAVE THE RE - TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL
BE READY BY THAT TIME.

ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE
DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL
FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR
THE TEST.

THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST
THREE DAYS.

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF
100 MARKS.


Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME ----- (2 MARKS)


Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the
wedding you
attended 4 days ago-----(30 Marks)


Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks)

Q. 4 . WHICH TYRE BURST ------- ( 28 marks )


Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks)


What do think the answers will be???
I need your comments.....
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ANSWER IS SIMPLE

Utakubaliana nami kua :

Dean= (is) Aware of lies

Therefore,
Solution itakua ni = Discussion
Na discussion=

Discussion = 1st student+2nd student+3rd student+4th student.

Hata hivyo Discussion=Agreement of car no.,wedding mates names etc.



That’s a formulaic expression of the problem for computational mathematicians.
 
wa wa wa wa....mmmmm aisee hapo lazima wajikojoleeeeeeee kiduchu....
 
freddy81 said:
one night 4 university students were boozing till
late night and didn't study for the exam which was
scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made
themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with
grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had
gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the
car all the way back and that they were in no
condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a just person so he said that you can
have the re - test after 3 days. They said they will
be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The
dean said that this was a special condition that all
four were required to sit in separate classrooms for
the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last
three days.

The test consisted of 5 questions with total of
100 marks.


Q .1. Write down your name ----- (2 marks)


q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the
wedding you
attended 4 days ago-----(30 marks)


q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 marks)

q. 4 . Which tyre burst ------- ( 28 marks )


q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks)


what do think the answers will be???
I need your comments.....
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freddy,
i real loughed.
I'll give you my opinion later,.....
 
Hii inanikumbisha kisa fulani cha kweli miaka kama 3 au 4 hivi iliyopita pale Ardhi University (former UCLAS). Kuna mwanafunzi mmoja aliyekuwa anasoma mwaka wa nne (environmental engineering) alikubaliana na supervisor wake kufanya utafiti juu ya uchafunzi wa mazingira kule feri. Baada ya muda mwanafunzi akampelekea mwalimu wake matokeo ya utafiti wake. Mwalimu wake akashuku kuwa mwanafunzi hajaenda field bali amekaa mezani na kupika matokeo (data) mwanafunzi akasema si kweli. Ikafika siku ya ku-present kazi zao mwalimu wake bado akasisitiza kuwa mwanafunzi yule hakwenda field (sehemu husika-feri) kufanya utafiti lakini mwanafunzi akaendelea kusisitiza kuwa alienda na kukawa na mabishano makali. Sasa mkuu wa kitivo (Dean of Faculty) akamuuliza swali yule kijana kama kweli ameenda field je zile meza wanazoparulia samaki pale feri soko jipya ni za mbao au za zege (concreate). Mwanafunzi akajibu kuwa ni za mbao. Tayari uongo wake ukawa umethibitika.
 
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