25 things not to say when doing sex

Mujumba

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Jan 20, 2011
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1. Is it in yet?
2. Is that it?
3. You look better in the dark.
4. Oh, this is much better than with my ex.
5. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting.
6. Hurry up, the game there is a soccer game in a few minutes time
7. What is that smell? Is that you?
8. You sure look like your sister
9. What did you say your name was?
10. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
11. The ceiling needs some white paint
12. You woke me up for that?
13. I want a baby.
14. Why am I doing all the work?
15. You are almost as good as my ex.
16. You look younger than you feel.
17. I have a confession to make.
18. Would you like to meet my parents?
19. Do you mind if I make a phone call while you finish?
20. I thought you had a condom.
21. If you keep your feet up, you will not get pregnant.
22. Do you have a sister?
23. Trust me.
24. Tell me if this hurts.
25. Somehow I thought it was supposed to be bigger.

ENJOY..MWAAAAAH
 
jamani, akili yangu nyembaba sana kujua methali hizi.

Manual za mapenzi/ngono zimekuwa nyingi mno hata sijui nifuate ipi sasa.
 
namba 1, 3 na 19 nimezikubali, duh! unaweza kushuka hata kama ulishaanza kupiga nje-ndani...
 
yah....halafu kama mwanaume....ukiulizwa hiyo no 1....ni kifungu gani cha sheria ya mapenzi unatumia kujibu hilo swali......?

halafu hilo swali nishauliza one time, nikajibiwa kwani we unaonaje?lol
 
miguu yenyewe ya kukeep up iko wapi?

Tushajizeekea hapa twalea wajukuu tu, hayo nawaachia nyie.

mi nimevutiwa na no 11 zaidi.....ila sina kumbukumbu nimeliona ceiling mara ya mwisho ni lini....
 
miguu yenyewe ya kukeep up iko wapi?

Tushajizeekea hapa twalea wajukuu tu, hayo nawaachia nyie.

Itabidi miguu ifungwe juu juu kwa kamba yakhe!! raha ya shughuli ubunifu na utundu..halina uzee lile zoezi, ha ha ha
 
Mh! Kazi kweli, kila mmoja anakuja na lake. Hivi nataka kuuliza Adamu na Hawa nan walifundishwa kama hivi? Kumbe mapenzi yana shahada siku hizi eeeh?
 

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