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25 things not to say when doing sex

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mujumba, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    1. Is it in yet?
    2. Is that it?
    3. You look better in the dark.
    4. Oh, this is much better than with my ex.
    5. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting.
    6. Hurry up, the game there is a soccer game in a few minutes time
    7. What is that smell? Is that you?
    8. You sure look like your sister
    9. What did you say your name was?
    10. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
    11. The ceiling needs some white paint
    12. You woke me up for that?
    13. I want a baby.
    14. Why am I doing all the work?
    15. You are almost as good as my ex.
    16. You look younger than you feel.
    17. I have a confession to make.
    18. Would you like to meet my parents?
    19. Do you mind if I make a phone call while you finish?
    20. I thought you had a condom.
    21. If you keep your feet up, you will not get pregnant.
    22. Do you have a sister?
    23. Trust me.
    24. Tell me if this hurts.
    25. Somehow I thought it was supposed to be bigger.

    ENJOY..MWAAAAAH
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    jamani, akili yangu nyembaba sana kujua methali hizi.

    Manual za mapenzi/ngono zimekuwa nyingi mno hata sijui nifuate ipi sasa.
     
  3. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    no 19 lol..........
     
  4. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    Hahhaa why?
     
  5. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    fuata no 21.....hiyo ni nzuri zaidi......
     
  6. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    eti eeh?
     
  7. cartura

    cartura JF-Expert Member

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    namba 1, 3 na 19 nimezikubali, duh! unaweza kushuka hata kama ulishaanza kupiga nje-ndani...
     
  8. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    miguu yenyewe ya kukeep up iko wapi?

    Tushajizeekea hapa twalea wajukuu tu, hayo nawaachia nyie.

     
  9. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    yah....halafu kama mwanaume....ukiulizwa hiyo no 1....ni kifungu gani cha sheria ya mapenzi unatumia kujibu hilo swali......?
     
  10. phina

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    no 12..sooo true!!
     
  11. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    halafu hilo swali nishauliza one time, nikajibiwa kwani we unaonaje?lol
     
  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    mi nimevutiwa na no 11 zaidi.....ila sina kumbukumbu nimeliona ceiling mara ya mwisho ni lini....
     
  13. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Itabidi miguu ifungwe juu juu kwa kamba yakhe!! raha ya shughuli ubunifu na utundu..halina uzee lile zoezi, ha ha ha
     
  14. mtotowamjini

    mtotowamjini JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee hiyo namba moja ni dharau hapo ka ni mimi na mchezo nausimamisha
     
  15. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    kwann mkuu?
     
  16. Mujumba

    Mujumba JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa unafumbaga macho au sio mpenzi wa stlye hiyo?
     
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    Neylu JF-Expert Member

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    Sioni kama kuna tatizo kwenye no.23.
     
  18. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Yan kila siku mpya!
     
  19. Mcheza Karate

    Mcheza Karate JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Kazi kweli, kila mmoja anakuja na lake. Hivi nataka kuuliza Adamu na Hawa nan walifundishwa kama hivi? Kumbe mapenzi yana shahada siku hizi eeeh?
     
  20. SnowBall

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    Haina tofauti na namba 20!
     
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