25 things not to say when doing sex

[gfsonwin]

khaa namba 1,5,6,12,19 hizi zinaonyesha kabisa kwamba haupo eneo la tukio lol!

 

[danizzo]

Yelewih! No7 mbavu zng

 

[Nyalotsi]

fuata no 21.....hiyo ni nzuri zaidi......

kuna bint nilikuwa naye cku moja, baada ya kumshika kwa muda kaniambia VAA CONDOM TUSEX NILALE. Duh! Nilinyanyuka na kwenda masai club na kumuacha rum!

 

[King’asti]

yah....halafu kama mwanaume....ukiulizwa hiyo no 1....ni kifungu gani cha sheria ya mapenzi unatumia kujibu hilo swali......?

Hapo mwongozo wa supika unahusika. Inabidi zoezi lisitishwe, kamati ivunjwe, na kuunda tume

 

[cartura]

kuna bint nilikuwa naye cku moja, baada ya kumshika kwa muda kaniambia VAA CONDOM TUSEX NILALE.

dah, aliamua kukupa straight bila kumung'unya maneno..

 

[Kongosho]

thubutu yake, umri huu hata calcium ishapungua, mifupa iko brittle kidogo unasikia kwachu, paja limevunjika kati kati ya zoezi.

Hata mshughulikaji mwenyewe naye kazeeka haoni kitu hadi avae concave lens machoni lol.

Sasa imagine na mawani usoni afu mnabinuka binuka kama teens? Mtachekesha bure!

Itabidi miguu ifungwe juu juu kwa kamba yakhe!! raha ya shughuli ubunifu na utundu..halina uzee lile zoezi, ha ha ha

 

[Kongosho]

ha ha ha, King'asti kuishi kwingi kuona mengi.

Maneno mengine yanatoka bila kupanga, ni hali ya mshangao tu kama kulia 'mamaaaa'

yaani kuna saa unawaza bora hata ingekuwa kinguonguo nikajua moja tu.

Hapo mwongozo wa supika unahusika. Inabidi zoezi lisitishwe, kamati ivunjwe, na kuunda tume

 

[mansakankanmusa]

naombeni fasiri ya na 11 na 21 hapo nimeshindwa kupadadavua

 

[Kasta]

Du hiyo namba 25 akitamka unaweza ukaghaili hata shughuli yenyewe.

 

[mansakankanmusa]

kuna bint nilikuwa naye cku moja, baada ya kumshika kwa muda kaniambia VAA CONDOM TUSEX NILALE. Duh! Nilinyanyuka na kwenda masai club na kumuacha rum!

tatzo mm akiniambia hivyo na sijambana apige kelele kazi hamna tena, tendo sio halali, mimi mwenzenu lazma nikulize ndio nifaudu. kwa hiyo no.1 hadi mwisho hakuna nafasi NI KILIO TU MWANZO HADI MWISHO.
Nimeshahamishwa nyumba kama mbili kwa tatizo la kulizana wkt wa mechi. baadae mke wangu akawa amezoea, nikimgusa tu lazima alie kuashiria mambo!!!kumega, kama vile ukipiga stata gari, au pilipiki na kuzima ndio vile,

maneno maarufu ni maaaaaaaaaamaamaaaa, uuuwiiiii..oooooiiiieeeeemmmmm mmuuuumeeee wwwwwaannnnguuii na mengine yasioyojulikana asili yake yote yana toka, hiyo katiba hapi juu mimi siiitumiii kabisa

 

[Osaka]

1. Is it in yet?
2. Is that it?
3. You look better in the dark.
4. Oh, this is much better than with my ex.
5. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting.
6. Hurry up, the game there is a soccer game in a few minutes time
7. What is that smell? Is that you?
8. You sure look like your sister
9. What did you say your name was?
10. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago
11. The ceiling needs some white paint
12. You woke me up for that?
13. I want a baby.
14. Why am I doing all the work?
15. You are almost as good as my ex.
16. You look younger than you feel.
17. I have a confession to make.
18. Would you like to meet my parents?
19. Do you mind if I make a phone call while you finish?
20. I thought you had a condom.
21. If you keep your feet up, you will not get pregnant.
22. Do you have a sister?
23. Trust me.
24. Tell me if this hurts.
25. Somehow I thought it was supposed to be bigger.

ENJOY..MWAAAAAH

26. Hey! My friends are right. You Are good.
27. You sweat more than a galloping stallion.
28. I like it when you Google my Yahoo.
29. Will you p'se shave around your nipples?
30. Now I know why your ex dumped you.
31. I smell fish. Are we near the Ocean?

 

[Osaka]

Du hiyo namba 25 akitamka unaweza ukaghaili hata shughuli yenyewe.

Does the size really matters?

 

[Rubuye123]

namba kumi bana!!unaweza kuzimia hivihivi...haswa kama ilikua 'dharura'!

 

[Mpendawali]

No.22 ime2lia!!hapa unabamiza wote m2 na dadake!!!duuuh ile k2 jaman,we acha 2

 

[telitaibi]

no. 26 naisubiri inaweza kuwa bora kuliko zote waitingggggggggg

 

[LE GAGNANT]

Za kizungu

 

[Mzalendo JR]

Numbe1 deserves to be dea... hahahahaaa wenye vidole mpoooooooooo!
Hahahahaa

 

[Double K]

I think 10 is okay, 17 most of the confessions are always lies and 9 ohhhh ni kwamba utamu unakuwa umezidi au???????

 

[Double K]

Does the size really matters?

yes it does ikiwa kubwa sana si utamchana, na ikiwa ndogo sana atatoka maybe bila.

 

[Double K]

hahaha unaweza zimia

Yelewih! No7 mbavu zng