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Inauzwa external hard disk GB 500. Ina series za kizungu na movie za kizungu kiasi( ambazo hazijatafsiriwa) ipo Mbeya mjini. Bei sh.35,000.

HDD 500 GB,4GB RAM,Windows 7 professional,64 bit operating system na ina antivirus ya mwaka mmoja( kaspersky) imetumika miezi 2,iko katika hali nzuri sana. Ipo Mbeya,bei 450,000/ anayehitaji ani pm. Bado ipo wakuu,nimeshusha,350 K,tunaweza kuelewana...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most...

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. C... EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs...

Five Rules For Men To Follow To a Happy Life: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to...

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This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking...

drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes...

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize...