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Computer women

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    Oct 24, 2012
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    A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers
    everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!

    B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that
    she can't do anything right, but you
    can't live without her.

    C... EXCEL Woman: They say she can do
    a lot of things but you mostly use her
    for only four of your basic needs.

    D... SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for
    nothing functional, but at least she
    is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

    E... INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access
    and hard to keep running.!!!

    F... SERVER Woman: Claims to be available
    to you, but Always busy when you need her.

    G... MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of
    making horrible things look very beautiful.

    H... CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on
    the move, going faster and faster.!!!

    I... E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things
    she says, eight are plain nonsense.

    J... VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE";
    when you are least expecting her, she shows
    up, installs herself, and starts gobbling
    up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose
    almost every thing. If you don't try to
    uninstall her, you will still have nothing.
     
  2. Ngagarupalu

    Ngagarupalu Senior Member

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    Oct 24, 2012
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    good one, looking for computer Man
     
  3. M

    Maega Senior Member

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    Oct 24, 2012
    Joined: Jul 10, 2010
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    I like the last one, VIRUS
     
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