Never Lie to a Woman!

Ye Soya

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A man called home to his wife and said,

''Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been

wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box.

We're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

''But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ........."

Hapo sasa kazi kwenu mijibaba mnaosingizia safari kwenda kugegedana!!!!!
 
HAHAHA huyo sio mgegedaji na sio mwanaume wa kweli. mwanaume wa kweli ana hakikisha kuwa anaenda kugegeda na lazima alale nyumbani na mke wake. basics mate, basics!!
 
HAHAHA huyo sio mgegedaji na sio mwanaume wa kweli. mwanaume wa kweli ana hakikisha kuwa anaenda kugegeda na lazima alale nyumbani na mke wake. basics mate, basics!!
huyo alitaka ndefu na tulivu ndio maana kajifnya anafunga safari...eti fishing!!!...to hell with fishing...
Guess what followed.....
 
huyo alitaka ndefu na tulivu ndio maana kajifnya anafunga safari...eti fishing!!!...to hell with fishing...
Guess what followed.....

hahaha mwanamke lazima atakuwa aliikata dushelele yake.
ah wewe kimada ni kimada tuu hamna mambo ya kujidai yule mke...yule ni wa kumkojolea tuu na kusepa zako
 
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