Duuuhhhh aya kipige pige vile vimakofi vya mahaba utaona Kisimi kinapoaa lkn mashavu ya K yanatetema Fulani ivi km moyo unavyodunda !!...Mmh wewe kaka hatare, hadi nimeloa chapachapa
UmeloaMmmh we mtu wewe
Hahahaaa hapana ila kaongea ukweliUmeloa
Khaaa analeta ustaarabu sehemu isiyo sahihi, maneno yanasaidia sana kumuandaa yeye, hata hivyo za kushtukiza nazo zina raha yake yaani hata kama anafua mnaduuMbona Mimi nikimwambia maneno kama Leo naku..to.mba anakasirika yeye anapenda unamvamia tu jikoni sebuleni piga machine chuuupi upande
Kuna kitu kinaitwa Water based ni hatari aisee KY haioni ndani yenyewe iko kwenye pakti kama ya condom silver fulani1. Kadiri ya kichwa cha habari.
2. Ni muhimu siku ambazo uke ni mkavu.
3. Hasa baada ya KY Jelly iliyokuwa maarufu kupigwa marufuku.
4. Mchango wako ni muhimu.
NOTE:
1. Ahsante kwa hekima na michango chanya.
2. Nimeuliza kwa nia njema, na wenye akili wanaojua mabadiliko ya wanawake siku kwa siku ndani ya mwezi watakubaliana na mimi.
3. Wachangiaji kadhaa wana masihara na dhana ya sodoma. Nimewasamehe!
Mkuu nmecheka balaaaaa*TOFAUTI KATI YA WATANZANIA NA WAZUNGU WANAPOTUMA POST ZA KUOMBA USHAURI FACEBOOK*
*AMERICAN POST:*
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him... But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?
*_AMERICAN COMMENTS:_*
*James Silva:* I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.
*Sarah Water:* Oh my dear, sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.
*Michael Paper:* well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..
*TANZANIAN POST:*
Mambo zenu, naitwa Brenda Thomas, nimeolewa na nina watoto wawili, nampenda mume wangu sana ila hapa juzi kuna binamu yake amekuja na nimetokea kumpenda kimapenzi, naombeni ushauri nifanyeje?
(Watakatifu na wenye mapovu mtoke kama huna la kushauri kaa pembeni)
*_TANZANIAN COMMENTS:_*
*Dubo:* naskia hainaga ushemeji tunakulagaaaaaa
*Zuwena Abdala:* mpe bwana weee kwani sh ngapi, si yako?
*Stella John:* may thunder fire you and cut you into small pieces
*Kenneth Phillip:* na mimi nataka, naomba
*Shiko John:* unamuaibisha mumeo tu, mwanamke huna haya
*Swalleh:* nani ana charger ya pini ndogo?
*Alice Mbiti:* ongeza makalio, maziwa na weupe, watsapp me for more information
*Baraka Salim:* nimekuja na povu na omo sasa nikupe na boxer zangu ufue?
*Mbilinyi John:* how does that affect the price of sugar in the market?
*Mungumbukege:* Yesu rudi babaaa rudii
*HD:* Katarina njoo msaidie mwenzako huku....
*Abby Msafi:* Kama mambo yenyewe ndo haya Tanzania ya Viwanda tutaisikia kwenye bombaaaa.........
_Shikamoo Tanzanians_
Acha kupoteza muda mafuta sijui vitu gani...we ingia nae uwanjani sasa wakati unachojoa kunguo we toa wallet imetuna mkwanja halafu jishaue kidogo kuhesabu hesabu mbele yake...utanambia ukimchojoa tu utakuta kashalainika na kama hajamwaga kojo sijui...unaloweka dushelele lako unasepa ukatafute pesa
N then next time uje na mada ya kulainisha maisha uwe tajiri tukupe ushauri
Shida ni pale anapokojoa zaidi ya mara moja ndani ya round moja wakati kidume ndo unalitafuta, wengi natural lubricant kinakata kabisa.Mtumiaji Wa mafuta huyo nimwaname mzembe....uke wamwanamke hata uwe mkavu vipi ,,, ukitulia tu vzuri ,,analoana hata kabla hujamvua chupi ..yaaaan mpaka unatoa chupi unakuta mipaja imeloana kwa utelezi...
Tena unaweza faulu hilo kumwambia maneno ya kijinga kijinga tuuuu """ Leo Leo nakut...omba hatare....Leo nitakusugua mpaka iwake moto n.k """ sex unaanza kichwani ,,,sasa wanawake huwa wanasikiliza maneno kwaakili na wanayafikiriaga kwanza kabla ya kuruhusu yaondoke ,, sasa mineno km hiyo inawakaaga sana kichwani,, unakuta kadiri unavyomwambia ndo anazidi kuloana chini ,mimaji yanyege inamtoka .
Ukija kuongeza na michezo Mara ushike hapa ushike paleee tayar keshakojoa mwenyewe utaona anakurukia alafu anakuambia ** Nipe Basi baby ,,chomeka haraka ,unanivhelewesha ***.
Naww kumkomoa huchomoki kwanza ,,, unaanza kucheza na sehem ya uke wake...ukija kumtia ,,unakuta yeye keshakojoa Mara kibao.
Huwezi amini ,hata aliyesoma haya maandishi yangu ,tayar Kisimi kinacheza na uke umeloa !!.
Akili zao wanazijua wenyewe.
Kinapatikana wapi?Kuna kitu kinaitwa Water based ni hatari aisee KY haioni ndani yenyewe iko kwenye pakti kama ya condom silver fulani
Kuna lile shirika sijui JPEOG wanatoa pia maduka ya pharmacy makubwa utapata mkuuKinapatikana wapi?
Aiseee!Mtumiaji Wa mafuta huyo nimwaname mzembe....uke wamwanamke hata uwe mkavu vipi ,,, ukitulia tu vzuri ,,analoana hata kabla hujamvua chupi ..yaaaan mpaka unatoa chupi unakuta mipaja imeloana kwa utelezi...
Tena unaweza faulu hilo kumwambia maneno ya kijinga kijinga tuuuu """ Leo Leo nakut...omba hatare....Leo nitakusugua mpaka iwake moto n.k """ sex unaanza kichwani ,,,sasa wanawake huwa wanasikiliza maneno kwaakili na wanayafikiriaga kwanza kabla ya kuruhusu yaondoke ,, sasa mineno km hiyo inawakaaga sana kichwani,, unakuta kadiri unavyomwambia ndo anazidi kuloana chini ,mimaji yanyege inamtoka .
Ukija kuongeza na michezo Mara ushike hapa ushike paleee tayar keshakojoa mwenyewe utaona anakurukia alafu anakuambia ** Nipe Basi baby ,,chomeka haraka ,unanivhelewesha ***.
Naww kumkomoa huchomoki kwanza ,,, unaanza kucheza na sehem ya uke wake...ukija kumtia ,,unakuta yeye keshakojoa Mara kibao.
Huwezi amini ,hata aliyesoma haya maandishi yangu ,tayar Kisimi kinacheza na uke umeloa !!.
Akili zao wanazijua wenyewe.