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Working With The FBI

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
    "Hello?"
    "Hello, is this the FBI?"
    "Yes. What do you want?"
    "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
    hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."


    The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
    search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
    open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
    Thibodeaux and leave.


    The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
    "Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?"
    "Yep"
    "Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
     
  2. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Tutafanye tuwatumie polisi wetu kwa kazi kama hizi?
     
  3. Ngisibara

    Ngisibara JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaaa ahhhaaaa...kumbe maafande wote wanafanana bila kujali taifa lake
     
  4. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri msingi wa mafunzo yao ni mmoja ndio maana wanafanana
     
  5. Lizzy

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    Hahahahahaha!Wajanja hao!
     
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    Derimto JF-Expert Member

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    Wengi huwa wajinga na shule kwao ni tatizo kubwa sana hasa wa hapa kwetu na ndio maana wanapelekwa na wanasiasa zaidi na role profile zao
     
  7. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Uko sahihi, Askari police wetu shule hakuna
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah hawa wamewazidi ujanja askari.
     
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    Ha ha ha!
    I like it.
     
  10. LoyalTzCitizen

    LoyalTzCitizen JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja siku moja majambazi wakinivamia nyumbani kwangu nitawaita POLISI wetu wa Bongo halafu nitawaambia kuna maandamano ya CHADEMA ili waje mbio mbio halafu wakitokea nawaonyesha kwa yale majambazi(armed) na kuwaambia ndio CDM wenyewe uone watakavyofyata, maana wamezoea kuonea raia wasio na silaha na wakisikia calls za majambazi huwa hawarespond! clowns!
     
  11. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah, Hii yako kali kwelikweli.
     
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