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Women are right!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    Oct 20, 2011
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    HELLO! you may be amused by this. enjoy it.








    Men Are Impossible to Please









    If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”




    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

    If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
    If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

    If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;



    If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

    If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;

    If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

    If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;

    If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

    If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE;

    If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

    If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;

    If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

    If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;

    If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

    If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;

    If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)

    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!


    HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????


     
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