Women are right!!!

[Jewel]

HELLO! you may be amused by this. enjoy it.








Men Are Impossible to Please









If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”




If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF;



If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;

If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE;

If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;

If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;

If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!


HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????