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Wife & girlfriend

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Nov 24, 2010.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Wife is like TV
    girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
    At home watch TV
    go out bring MOBILE

    No money, sell TV
    Got money change MOBILE

    Sometimes enjoy TV
    but most of the time play with MOBILE

    TV is free for life
    but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time

    Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
    but for MOBILE is high and often demanding

    TV got remote
    MOBILE don't have

    Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
    but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)

    Last but not least!
    TV do not have virus,
    but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mikuki na mishale huanza kurushwa taratibuuuuuuuu.
    Sasa hivi utasikia 1st lady akijibu tuhuma
     
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    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kama Pearl kashairusha asubuhi ya leo vile au sijui kusoma eng hebu niweke miwani vizuri
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    kAZI KWELIKWELI... VITU KUMBE VINAPIGWA DABODABO NA TUNACHANGIA BILA KUJUA KUWA TUMEPITWA NA WAKATI
     
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