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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by enhe, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. enhe

    enhe JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
    Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
    Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
    Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
    In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
    If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
    Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
    Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
    If its true that we are here to HELP others,what are others HERE for?
    Why round pizza come in square box?
    If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
    We all r Living in a seriously funny world..!![/h]
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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