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Why MEN love being MEN...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    * Your last name stays put.
    * The garage is all yours.
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    * Chocolate is just another snack.
    * You can be president.
    * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    * Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    * You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
    * The world is your urinal.
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    * Same work...more pay.
    * Wrinkles add character.
    * You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    * Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them... but even if they did, you wouldn't give a d***!
    * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
    * One mood, ALL the d*** time.
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    * You can open all your own jars.
    * Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
    * You can leave the motel bed unmade.
    * You can kill your own food.
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    * If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
    * Everything on your face stays its original color.
    * You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    * You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
    * You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
    * You don't mooch off other's desserts.
    * You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    * You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    * Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes
     
  2. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    nahisi kama kuna ukweli hapo!
     
  3. MULLAORIGINAL

    MULLAORIGINAL Member

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  4. MULLAORIGINAL

    MULLAORIGINAL Member

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    Nimeipenda hii, natakiwa kumshukuru Muumba sana na sana
     
  5. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    So sorry for you :brick:
     
  6. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeamua kuchagua zangu zile best kabisa...Hizo zenye rangi ni mimi kabisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    fazalazakata Member

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    zote kali simply niko proud am a man!
     
  8. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    proud to be a man
    thank you
     
  9. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    Everything on your face stays its original color.<br />
    * You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<br />
    * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<br />
    * You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.<br />
    * You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: &quot;He must be mad at me.&quot;<
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    Hizi nimezipenda
    safi sana and proud to be a man
     
  10. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    naona kila mtu amejiokotea zake hapo...ngoja na mm niDO!!
    The world is your urinal.
    If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    ...........yaaani hizi ni mm kabisaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
     
  11. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah kweli kidogo.
     
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    mjasiria JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe wapi, hivyo ndivyo vidume tulivyo au hujasoma title ya uzi?
     
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