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Why Americans are jobless!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) .

    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

    After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

    At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

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    lord have mercy
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    Kumbe viwanda vya Marekani havizalishi kitu siku hizi.
    Bora Wachina waingie huko kama walivyoingia kwa kasi bongoland
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    Lol!, nilijua Bongo tu, kumbe hadi mamtoni stori zilezile....?
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    k_u_l_i Senior Member

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    Sio kweli lakini inachekesha.