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Who's the best After All

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, Pretty eyes, cute cheeks and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people says, "Oh My God."
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    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana it makes sense kuwa AKINA MAMA MWISHO BWANA FULL HIPS