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when Bob was caught lying

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Jul 29, 2008.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

    'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

    'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

    I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

    'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

    Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

    Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

    The cabby turns around and says,

    'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'


    BOB's funeral will be on Friday.
     
  2. Nzokanhyilu

    Nzokanhyilu JF-Expert Member

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    duuh. mateksi dreva hawana dogo lol.
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    MKK,

    That's really fantastic man!!!! I like it......
     
  4. Buswelu

    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    Hiii ilikuwa noma balaa.....wakati unabembeleza pozeo la milele.....
    mwingine anamalizia kabisa msumari wa mwisho.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mshikaji alipata hard time!!!
     
  6. Typical

    Typical JF-Expert Member

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    yaani alisiriba kabisa
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    The guy was crazy .... wewe sehemu unapofanyia mambo yako ya "siri" unakubali kwenda huko na mkeo? ... kasheshe kweli kweli ...

    kali ni ile ya dereva teksi
     
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    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Guest house (japo za wenyeji - kwa Bongo) ambazo ziko makini, hakuna kufahamiana. Hata kama unafika mara kwa mara....huwa mhudumu atakutajia bei za vyumba from scratch.
     
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    Bob Mlay New Member

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    Du Somo yangu Bob alipatikana! nafiri hata yule mke wake ilikuwa coincidence alipomchukua dereva taxi yule yule ambaye mumewe alikuwa amezoea kuichukua akiwa katika viwanja vyake, ama kweli siku ya kufa nyani miti yote huteleza .Mpe pole sana Bob.
     
  10. Titus

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    Bob, utampelekaje wife viwanja vyako vya kujidai? muulize hata wajina wako principles za kudanganya, mtu mzima noma sana man, pole sana, i hope utamaliza soo na wife
     
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