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What is politics? check this

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by piper, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of this family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people.
    the nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.
    Latter that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and find his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
    The father says, "Good son, tell me in your words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the working class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is fuul of shit". Enjoy
    Source: Newspaper
  2. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    Boom.! Delivered
  3. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Yeep yeep "thumb up"