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Weeding test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
    and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...

    It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I get married and commit my life to her sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

    (I was actually heading for the Condoms in my Car!!! )

    MAY THE GOOD LORD DELIVER US ALL FROM ALL TEMPTATIONS. AMEN
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  2. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Ha! He has passed their little test?!
    Hahahahaaaaaaa! That's funny...
     
  3. O

    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    Ningeshangaa, u can't escape that little trap
     
  4. Clarity

    Clarity JF-Expert Member

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    Hii Kali
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe alikuwa karudia condoms!!!
    thats funny
     
  6. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa loh!
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ungetembea nazo mfukoni ungejikuta unaweeeka na mdogo mtu anakubali kumbe nae alikua anakuzimia siku nyingi
     
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    Miss America Member

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    hahahah!laurence you made my day!thanks good night
     
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    Baba Mkali JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh. You passed...they failed.
     
  10. mysteryman

    mysteryman JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha dah
     
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    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Duh..men are animals! Yes we are!
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Wrong direction,proper destination!Imekaa mguu sawa ila nina mashaka na title siyo weeding test bali ni wedding tetst.Ukisema weeding unanikumbusha kupalilia magugu shamba.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah hah........
     
  14. the grate

    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    Ime2lia
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Ushindi ni ushindi tuu.
     
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    Aiezi kua test, ii.. mi ninge chemka apo.
     
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    MARTINSICHILIMA Member

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    hatuangalii umefikaje golini, bali tunaangalia umefungaje goli.
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
     
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    Hiyo kwenye red inanikumbusha hakuna kitu!
     
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    Ningeshafeli siku nyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingi,nina alegy na mitego ya kihivyo!!!!!!!
     
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    mutabutu Member

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    Bt dah roho ilikuuma sana mwana najua 2.
     
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