Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Watu Makauzu kuliko Mpoki

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jun 5, 2012
    Joined: Feb 27, 2012
    Messages: 1,536
    Likes Received: 216
    Trophy Points: 160
    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
     
  2. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jun 5, 2012
    Joined: Nov 18, 2011
    Messages: 245
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    aaaaah... wengine kudhungu hakipandi... tutachekaje sasa au kujua huo ukauzu uko vp............!
    inabooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa... au umekopi na ku paste
     
  3. ha ha ha

    ha ha ha JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jun 5, 2012
    Joined: Dec 20, 2011
    Messages: 640
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    nzuri..
     
  4. S

    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jun 5, 2012
    Joined: Jan 14, 2012
    Messages: 435
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 0
    Chezea mwanasheria wewe.....
     
  5. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jun 5, 2012
    Joined: Feb 27, 2012
    Messages: 1,536
    Likes Received: 216
    Trophy Points: 160
    Usijali siku moja kitapanda....!!!
     
  6. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jun 6, 2012
    Joined: Sep 14, 2011
    Messages: 2,034
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 135
    Wanacheza na maneno.

    Searching...100%
    Loading...100%
    Network Connected !

    Near by Shaba pub Mbeya.
     
  7. D

    Doreen22 JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jun 6, 2012
    Joined: Jun 2, 2012
    Messages: 475
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 0
    Usipende vya kuchukua tu, na wewe sometimes toa, ukimwona mtu anacheka, usidhani alikotoka ni kwema!
     
  8. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jun 7, 2012
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
    Messages: 1,321
    Likes Received: 11
    Trophy Points: 135
    bonge la username kumbe hata lugha kushnei bila shaka ulili copy na ku paste
     
Loading...