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wanaoruka ukuta wanakaa wapi??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by rahya, Aug 9, 2012.

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    rahya Member

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    Ilikua uwanja wataifa. Kulikua kunampira wasimba nayanga. Watu waliku wengi sana. Ila kunawatu walikua wapo nje hawana kiingilio nawanatamani kuingia ndani. Ndipo jamaa mmoja akaamua kujitosa akazunguka nyuma akaruka ukuta. Ile anatua tuu ndani anakutana uso kwa uso na polisi. Jamaa akaona imeshakua soo.akaona afanye kitu chakumsaidia. Kabla yule polisi hajamuuliza kitu yeakamfata haraka nakumnong'oneza "eti afande watu wanaoruka ukuta wanakaa wapi?" Polisi akabaki kazubaa tuu.
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    Hahaha !
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Unanikumbusha enzi hizo nilikuwa nasubiria fungulia mbwa kwa sababu nilikuwa muoga wa kuruka ukuta
     
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    Du kweli policcm tena anaweza kumfuata mwenzake na kumuuliza hawa watu wameandaliwa wapi pa kukaa
     
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    hapo tena anakuonyesha fasta ili usimkate stim za mech
     
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    Labda uwanya wa uhuru huo, coz Taifa kuruka ukuta sidhani
     
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    Atapata kirungu cha fasta kwa kumletea mcheso wa achabu riafande
     
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    wanakaa kwenye kiti
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
     
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